Acknowledgements
Iota Kappa would like to thank the following people for their time, knowledge, and assistance. These people were all instrumental in our colonization process and the publishing of this petitioning document.
Travis Brown * Heather Calvin * Dr. James Cook * Josh DeMers * Alison Dyer * Dianna Duskett
Dawn Farmer * William Goldman * Teri Gormley * Bonnie Hoffman * Sandra Morris
Jeff Napior * Stephanie Neighbors * President Charles Ruch * J. R. Salmon * Chuck Shears
Stephanie Smith * Willa Sullivan * Catherine Tuisku * Alissa Van Der Kamp * Lavaughn Wells
Doug Whitten * Brooke Wilson * Iota Gamma * Theta Delta * Velocitus Internet
our roommates from 2001 Convention & everyone who voted for us at the Fight Song Competition
Basho Matsuo * Robin Williams * adversive.net * Charles Jung * all the little people * Salma Hayek * Heywood Banks * the guy who invented underarm deodorant * the Baker City Oregon tow truck driver * Martha Stewart * Jay and silent Bob * whoever left the piano unlocked * the San Jose State tuba line * the person who invented the snooze button * Chris Bartley * Styx * blue M&M's ? University of Hawaii's mascot * University of Hawaii's mini-me mascots * Doubletree Parkcenter and their fire alarm * Morgan Freeman * Bad Boy Burgers * Chicago (band not the city) * Boston (city not the band) * Fed Ex * the US postal service. * Big Bird, Elmo, the letter R, the number 11, and special viewers like you * the New England Patriots * Oingo Boingo * the "food" girl from basketball games * the guy who says "the Pride of Idaho" at football games * the cast of the West Wing * the cute blonde SUB worker * Ah Fong * The Temptations * the Dread Pirate Roberts * B-52s * Roy Rogers * Tower of Power * Greg and Janet * William Goldman * Costco * Mongolian BBQ * Idaho Pizza Company * Coca-Cola * Jim Hensen (muppets... sexxxy...) * Homer Simpson * Rockapella * Space Ghost * Young Dubliners * Pirates * BSU bookstore * cows (moo!) * Jack's whimpering sense of justice (poor jack) * the soda guy * Ben Folds * "The Admiral and the Captain" * Adobe * Joe (my name is joe, tell me your troubles) * Dennis Miller * the entire crew at Empire Records * Nate the Toucan * Snugglebunnies